TL;DR: why are you bothering to read his? If you don’t have to work, go to Church, sleep in, or otherwise enjoy the day. For the US, almost no weather hazards at all (few potential spots of heavy rain in the midwest, northwest, Florida).
Nothing terribly threatening in the tropics this morning. The Orange Blob on the NHC maps may be tagged at 60% chance (70% at 8am) of spinning up, but there is a lot of dry air around, and the trajectories are only of concern to fish and fish related interests.
East Pacific has several disturbances (including the leftovers of Mario), but these should stay offshore. A disturbance south of Hawai’i should stay south of the Islands.
There is an invest area over the Philippines that JTWC is watching, with a medium chance of development.
Indian ocean is quiet.
I will always read! I like the pretty pictures and the snark–a great way to begin my Sunday.